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the girl that asked me out took me out and met some of her friends. we went to some dudes house and drank some beers and talked about his cats that are in heat. one of them was a kitten named azrael. he named it from the smurfs but i thought azrael was some type of assistant to satan or something. i forget the story. after that, the girl and i went to this cute little punk girls house. she had a little puppy. whats with all the new animals?... she named it margot, from the royal tenenbaums. classic. we ended up watching that movie among others and getting pretty freakin baked. after that i went home and kissed her on the cheek. i wasnt really feeling anything. that other girl was a hottie though. too bad she has a boyfriend.

anyways, last night was a killer night. after going to a wedding.bleh. my friend and i went drinking at this bar. we met my buddy from orlando and had a few beers. well, my buddies girlfriend invited me to this haunted park thing at busch gardens. her friend was coming in town later that night and she wanted me to go so she wouldnt be a third wheel. well, later, we went to the hotel and got crunked. brian and i finished off a bottle of jose and a 12 pack of busch. we almost were thrown out of the park. brian's girlfriend got pissy at brian and took off with her friend, so brian and i went on our own for a while. we met up towards the end of the night and went back to the hotel room. of course you know what happends there. nookie. thats what i was there for. thats why she invited me. what can i say. women just use me for my body. i woke up with bruises and a hella freakin hangover. that was the mission though. to get crunked. bling bling.

question: who is your favorite tenenbaum character?