fuckmeraw

nice alias! what is it about fred penner that's got you so ... wet? is it the beard? i used to have a huge goldfish when i was a kid who killed off every other fish we ever put in the tank. he would eat off their tails, and if they had bubble eyes, LOOK OUT. he was a monster. the only fish he wouldn't kill were the bottom feeders, i think because he couldn't catch them. in the end, he was like 8 inches long. after 7 years of murder and mayhem he finally started swimming upside down (no more equalibrium) and slowly starved to death over the period of a week or so. we were so worried he wouldn't go down the toilet cause he was so fucking big, but really he didn't compare to some of my dad's shits. his name was pork. he had a sister named beans, (pork and beans) but she died early on when she got some kinda fungus that grew all over her face. it happened right around christmas time, and it looked like she had a big white beard. we called her santa, and then she died. that was classic. fishtanks are like little science freak shows. i have more fish stories, but i'll save them for another time. come visit a fellow canuck!