fuckingxdamage

it started with the tallboys and the yeah yeah yeahs and some kid who should have been in ATDI ruining robert johnson

karen o. gyrated her crotch in front of my face she also spit beer on me and brandon then proceeded to throw mints from her bra at the crowd

sheila and ryan from the tallboys stayed with matt and i ended up getting...
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i

drink koozies are amazing

they keep your beverage cool

and they absorb the sweat your hand produces while lifting and sipping

florida has the tendency to turn a tender pale skinned yank into flip flop and cut-offs wearing koozy using mohawk turned into mullet (with a comfortable transition) sporting queer such as myself

if i were not convinced tha i have the beginings of a...
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i wish i had time to masturbate in the restroom at work.

i wish the building i lived in had a coin laundromat so i could fuck and/or jerk off in it.


a lot is two words not one.


i am too rushed and technologically inept to reply to everyones sweet comments

i shit so much at work. people have recently taken notice to my actions.

i vomited in my mouth the other day