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drink koozies are amazing

they keep your beverage cool

and they absorb the sweat your hand produces while lifting and sipping

florida has the tendency to turn a tender pale skinned yank into flip flop and cut-offs wearing koozy using mohawk turned into mullet (with a comfortable transition) sporting queer such as myself

if i were not convinced tha i have the beginings of a...
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i wish i had time to masturbate in the restroom at work.

i wish the building i lived in had a coin laundromat so i could fuck and/or jerk off in it.


a lot is two words not one.


i am too rushed and technologically inept to reply to everyones sweet comments

i shit so much at work. people have recently taken notice to my actions.

i vomited in my mouth the other day