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Just got back from semi-fun at Chris'. Megan, Jack, John, and some other girl were there. I know all these people through other people I know, so I won't explain who they all are. Chris' finace wasn't there so it was cool. Watched John and Chris play Halo, smoked 4 or 5 bowls, ate rainbow chips ahoy cookies, and Meg and Jack drank shots of some sort and some nasty warm beer.
Didn't do much today. My sister e-mailed me saying that for some reason a bunch of people she barely knows have been calling her and asking about me. Some guys online who've seen my myspace. They want her to "hook them uip". So I e-mailed a few of them and tried to be as offensive as possible. So that they would no longer want "a peice of that". Lol. I did good. They are all afraid of me now.
I don't remember whether I mentioned this or not: About a week or two a go a bat got stuck in my hallway. I thought he was gone but he showed up recently. I named him Speen Squeadily Spooge and he was adorable. I've been leaving the back door opened at the end of our hall but he wouldn't leave. Now he's hanging upside down on the window but I think he's dead cause he hasn't moved in 2 days. I've been told to poke him with a sharp stick but I don't have one and I don't want to touch him and have him fall. I don't like dead animals. Just thought I'd mention my bat.
I'm still stoned and eating Chex mix, so I'm done for now.