Sunday Jul 11, 2004

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There is nothing as homosexual as playing poker with one other person...and he is a man. And your fukin' Teevee doesn't work cause the apt. power is jacked. So you have nothing else to do...so hard to keep the razor from the wrist! There is only one thing to do...get drunk and watch my screensaver.
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nancy_boy:
hi new friend smile
torihoney:
how's that drunken binge going? still on a bender or are you lying in a pool of congealed blood, bloated and gassy, meanwhile the cat in feasting on your tender bits? um.. maybe a bit too much stephen king in my impressionable years. you think?

Monday Jul 05, 2004

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A letter to the 'special brownie' I ate last night:

Dear Brownie, or Mr. Special as I like to call you in your finer moments,

Last night in the midst of a wonderful time of burgers and beer, ping pong and poon-tang, I ate you with high hopes and hearts amidst a gaggle of rabble in shades. Little did I know that you would hurt...
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m_bethany:
sounds like your special brownie was not made properly.

you should cook with canibutter, not the raw form, to make it effective. My friends and I try and do it for Knott's Scary Farm every year. But I am down most all the time. Want to learn?

You are in my area, that would be fun. I have a one ft-er at home as well.

I apologize for the brownie, it is not all its fault. it tried.
~the angel* wink

Saturday Jun 05, 2004

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So I made this box to keep photos of Jesus in, but when I went to open it I got this giant fuckin splinter in my wrist. And I'm like 'holy shite, Im like Christ here, with my bleeding wrists! Like the 'passion!' And so I went on a hunt to find pics of the jeez to put in my box....but I couldnt find any,...
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m_bethany:
interesting.

adult swim fan?
just a guess.
~the angel* wink
frylock:
Adult swim is the only thing that makes sense in this crazy world

Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

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Whats a dickfor?

I remember when someone told me, "There's a dickfor on your head." And I said, "What's a dickfor?" And then everyone laughed. That's when I got my gun.
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torihoney:
blam! i hate it when people get out of line.. good thing my impulse control gives them about a 10 sec headstart...
hockeyjunkie:
AI-YI-YI-YI!!!!

kiss

Thursday Mar 18, 2004

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Today I puked like a ninja. No..like a kitten wrapped in a ninja. NO ONE AT WORK WAS THE WISER! Beat that, Bond.
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margot_dent:
ventura baby. and its pure magic.
xhavokx:
i am half ninja biggrin

Friday Mar 05, 2004

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Man - long time no post. But let me say this....
If there were ever a person who should never be stabbed in the eye with a fork, it's me. And I know what you all are thinking, you're thinking, but goober, in yer pic you only show one eye anyway. And you look dead fuckin sexy! Yes, I know, but you see, my eyes...
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margot_dent:
NOOOOOOO
margot_dent:
its all or nuthin', baby

Thursday Feb 12, 2004

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A male spider's reproductive organ is located at the end of one of his legs. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT MEANS? My god, my dream of simultaneously fucking a gal while booting her out of my apartment could be realized! That spider man has it all.
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runelateralus:
Now all we need some gravy!
jj_r0x0rz:
biggrin

Saturday Feb 07, 2004

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Skipping to my loo...

Alright, look; when I skip I do it like a man. Like a fuckin man! When you see me doing the gravity-defying curb-hop you better be saying to yourself "Goddamn, that MAN can SKIP! What a right sexy bastard he is!" Cause I am. Poetry in motion is the only way to define me. My leg extension: Perfect. Height: Outstanding. Distance:...
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margot_dent:
HOLY SHIT are you kidding about the restraining order?!
thatll learn him!

and i love the journal entry.

what site did you use to find your appartment

Wednesday Feb 04, 2004

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So, apparently bathrooms still exist where you need a key to enter, and the little man on the door mocks you with his little round head and curved body as you quake like you gots the palsy cause you have to piss so bad. And by you, I mean me, today before a job interview. If my constant crossing and uncrossing of my legs cost...
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thepirate:
You know, for living in venice, I go to the bars here pretty rarely.
After seeing some oversized gold's gym member singing wayne newton at one of the places off main, I haven't gone back.
trilobyte:
OK, I posted some junk re: ppl meeting tonight

Tuesday Jan 27, 2004

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I have tried many times to tell this story to the National Enquirer, and have been stonewalled every time by their Nazi regime of fact checkers (Who are, by-the-way the best in the business.) who refused to publish the tale unless it involved our 'savior' being seen in a taco, burrito, or on the side of a barn. So I have decided to come to...
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kennedy77:
ahh u need more friends!!!! kiss
frylock:
What are you, the friend police?
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