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lilmissmorbid:
Happy Monday!
torihoney:
that is cool as hell.
Fuck em, fuck em all.
Thank god the role of "unfunny female black comedian" has been passed from Whoopi to Wanda Sykes. Jesus, she fucking sucks. I can't wait for "Sister Act 3"
I'll just go ahead and say it...Berlin is the hottest woman who has ever lived.
Go Kerry, bitches.
Go Kerry, bitches.
_nancy_boy_:
she is a looker! 
torihoney:
I'll have to see if i can refute that statement, but she is hot like whoah.
Wow...SG has online dating...I filled it out, which I think now classifies me as a loveless dork.
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m_bethany:
well if you are then I am... loveless dork.
I like that. I am also wearing boyshorts that say "I heart Dorks" on the ass. SO there.
~ the angel*
I like that. I am also wearing boyshorts that say "I heart Dorks" on the ass. SO there.
~ the angel*
_nancy_boy_:
ONE, TWO FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOU.
THREE, FOUR, BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR.
FIVE, SIX, GRAB A CRUCIFIX.
SEVEN, EIGHT, GONNA STAY UP LATE.
NINE, TEN, NEVER SLEEP AGAIN....
THREE, FOUR, BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR.
FIVE, SIX, GRAB A CRUCIFIX.
SEVEN, EIGHT, GONNA STAY UP LATE.
NINE, TEN, NEVER SLEEP AGAIN....
Moving sucks. The amount of shit that I have amassed is truly staggering. Two hammock swinging ceiling mounted chairs that I bought in Mexico? GOT EM. Where do I have to hang them from? NOWHERE. Goddamn it. Nicer place though. Hopefully I can convince foolish women to come enjoy the new hot tub.
nancy_boy:
yeah moving sucks ass 
WHO CAN BEAT ME IN A FOOTRACE?
NO ONE! That's right, jerks.
NO ONE! That's right, jerks.
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frylock:
Sorry fuggers, was on Vacation. I am back and sexier than ever. Trimmed pubes an everything.
The question was: When you're friends with a gal and you pose the question of moving forward and she says NEIN what is the best option?
a) Stay friends with that gal, meanwhile be angry that things didn't go as planned and hate it any time she brings up another guy, all the while pining? (Btw, I suck at pining.)
b) Tell her that the...
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a) Stay friends with that gal, meanwhile be angry that things didn't go as planned and hate it any time she brings up another guy, all the while pining? (Btw, I suck at pining.)
b) Tell her that the...
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frylock:
Damn your infernal logic.
torihoney:
wait til it doesn't sting anymore, then try and rechoose option A. burning bridges is never a good choice, especially if she was cool...
Aint nuthin worse than wantin someone who doesn't want you.
A question:
Is it better to:
a) Stay friends with that gal, meanwhile be angry that things didn't go as planned and hate it any time she brings up another guy, all the while pining? (Btw, I suck at pining.)
b) Tell her that the friendship is over and treat her with utter politeness, but...
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A question:
Is it better to:
a) Stay friends with that gal, meanwhile be angry that things didn't go as planned and hate it any time she brings up another guy, all the while pining? (Btw, I suck at pining.)
b) Tell her that the friendship is over and treat her with utter politeness, but...
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jessferfun:
b) for sure.
she needs to feel at some point that she missed her opportunity.
she needs to feel at some point that she missed her opportunity.
nancy_boy:
Fraggle Rock....lol! 
Prediction: Tonight i will get so drunk that I will squirt lemon juice in my eyes so that i may uphold the appearance of being sober. Of course, it is a self-defeating manuever.
m_bethany:
um... okay.
you up for a little get together tomorrow? I am having my going away party/Bohemian Tuesday at my apartment. And I do not care how loud it will get. Fuck it.
and lemon does not sound that good in the eyes.
you up for a little get together tomorrow? I am having my going away party/Bohemian Tuesday at my apartment. And I do not care how loud it will get. Fuck it.
and lemon does not sound that good in the eyes.
There is nothing as homosexual as playing poker with one other person...and he is a man. And your fukin' Teevee doesn't work cause the apt. power is jacked. So you have nothing else to do...so hard to keep the razor from the wrist! There is only one thing to do...get drunk and watch my screensaver.
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nancy_boy:
hi new friend 
torihoney:
how's that drunken binge going? still on a bender or are you lying in a pool of congealed blood, bloated and gassy, meanwhile the cat in feasting on your tender bits? um.. maybe a bit too much stephen king in my impressionable years. you think?
A letter to the 'special brownie' I ate last night:
Dear Brownie, or Mr. Special as I like to call you in your finer moments,
Last night in the midst of a wonderful time of burgers and beer, ping pong and poon-tang, I ate you with high hopes and hearts amidst a gaggle of rabble in shades. Little did I know that you would hurt...
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Dear Brownie, or Mr. Special as I like to call you in your finer moments,
Last night in the midst of a wonderful time of burgers and beer, ping pong and poon-tang, I ate you with high hopes and hearts amidst a gaggle of rabble in shades. Little did I know that you would hurt...
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m_bethany:
sounds like your special brownie was not made properly.
you should cook with canibutter, not the raw form, to make it effective. My friends and I try and do it for Knott's Scary Farm every year. But I am down most all the time. Want to learn?
You are in my area, that would be fun. I have a one ft-er at home as well.
I apologize for the brownie, it is not all its fault. it tried.
~the angel*
you should cook with canibutter, not the raw form, to make it effective. My friends and I try and do it for Knott's Scary Farm every year. But I am down most all the time. Want to learn?
You are in my area, that would be fun. I have a one ft-er at home as well.
I apologize for the brownie, it is not all its fault. it tried.
~the angel*