Mmm... it's prom season. When a young man's fancy turns to finally making his akward, nervous little move on the girl he's been working for the past 4 months in anticipation of this very night. This is when all the mix tapes and extra shifts at Kroger to pay for the limo really pays off. This is when, God willing, that condom that's been decaying away in his wallet will finally see the light of day, innevitably break and help ensure that our trailer parks remain occupied. And hey, those food stamps aren't gonna buy that beer by themselves. Good luck boys.
dmac:
You, my dear, are HILARIOUS! 