frisinator

Dear asshole piece of shit motherfucker(s),
Thanks for breaking into my truck today while I was at MY JOB and stealing my radio and my bluetooth headset for my phone. Thanks for smashing my window and filling my passenger side of my truck with "safety" glass (which can still cut you btw). Now instead of having a leisurely Saturday, I will now have to figure out how to get my window replaced on a weekend and be without a radio until I get a chance to buy a new one. Thanks for causing me additional stress and pissing me the fuck off while at work. Maybe you should start having unprotected sex with hookers, start using heroin and maybe catch cancer while you're at it. Cancer of the colon would be nice but any incurable kind would do. I hope your genitals rot and fall off before you can reproduce and create more criminal scumfucks. When you finally do get caught, please resist arrest so the cops CAN BEAT THE HOLY SHIT OUTTA YOU. And then while you're in jail, I hope you get violently ass raped everyday of your sentence. No vasoline.

Love
chris