No offence to anyone, any race, any gender, or any belief but... emo kids need to wake up.
No your life does not suck because your parents own a Benz
No your not lonely because I just saw you with 50 others just like you....
No, I'm sorry but you do not know anything about the "real world."
No, no, no I won't take pity on you because you... what the fuck is it you're sad about anyways?
Seriously, what the fuck do these kids have to complain about? They're given everything they want. I've yet to see an emo kid that I look at and go 'mmm, yeah, damn man, I do feel your pain, that's rough.' It's more like 'wow, if getting a ride any where I fucking want in an air conditioned, $40k, $50k+, car is pain, you can stab me right now with that same knife.'
God damn babies, I want to punch them in the groin.
P.S. Boy Scout popcorn? WHAT THE FUCK?!
No your life does not suck because your parents own a Benz
No your not lonely because I just saw you with 50 others just like you....
No, I'm sorry but you do not know anything about the "real world."
No, no, no I won't take pity on you because you... what the fuck is it you're sad about anyways?
Seriously, what the fuck do these kids have to complain about? They're given everything they want. I've yet to see an emo kid that I look at and go 'mmm, yeah, damn man, I do feel your pain, that's rough.' It's more like 'wow, if getting a ride any where I fucking want in an air conditioned, $40k, $50k+, car is pain, you can stab me right now with that same knife.'
God damn babies, I want to punch them in the groin.
P.S. Boy Scout popcorn? WHAT THE FUCK?!
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sonofapunk:
Hahaha! And when we wake up, assuming your tiny underdeveloped-child-boy's-ass doesn't make you die from rectal trauma, we'll listen to Elton John, make strawberry pancakes and watch Richard Simmons. 
iamugly:
no i quit the screen to be blue collar. IM a wire monkey now i go into buisnesses late at night and drag cat 5 cables through their walls ceilings and under their floors for a shitload of cash and i don't have to work weekends. Also my boss picks me up at home for like 85% of the jobs i go on so i save a shitload on gas and i get free food drinks and whatever i can steal. it fucking rules.