friedbanana

Today was pleasant.

Here's why:

I listened to Schnittke's Streichquartett No. 4.... A LOT.
I drank two espressos.
I got to play all 18 holes today.
I bought my poodle the cutest little sweater.
I ate sushi (C'mon, who DIDN'T?)
I had my new car washed.
I fucked one of the maids twice (once was in the pooper).
I donated some money for a new library.
I saved the enviroment again (all of it this time).
I fired all of you.

Did I forget anything?