Hi Journal,
I think you should shave my ass. Only because I am an idiot, I turned down sex tonight, I turned it down because the girl didn't like to read. I must be getting old. I'm even drunk! Now! I AM tossed. Stupid, stupid me...
Well, I've decided. Finally. I'm moving to the City. San Francisco, here I come. When? I don't know. Soon. My friend owns an apartment building so my timeline can be relaxed,
I need a change of scenery...I need new people in my life. Wanna volunteer? Hahaha,,,
Fuck, I can't remember the last time I drank this much. I can't believe I'm actually typing this bullshit. None of you care anyway (How's that for the "I just got off work at Cinnabun" SG Goth phrase?). I'll keep reading, researching, and observing, One day...one day I'll be the King and I can line up all the fuckers against the wall.
BLAM!
Damnit...why do I use this as an actual journal? Slurp my butt, ya peasants! I'll erase this when I make up anyway...
If you catch this before I do, answer me this...
Give me a reason not to club a baby seal to death.
Later gators...
~ Agent
I think you should shave my ass. Only because I am an idiot, I turned down sex tonight, I turned it down because the girl didn't like to read. I must be getting old. I'm even drunk! Now! I AM tossed. Stupid, stupid me...
Well, I've decided. Finally. I'm moving to the City. San Francisco, here I come. When? I don't know. Soon. My friend owns an apartment building so my timeline can be relaxed,
I need a change of scenery...I need new people in my life. Wanna volunteer? Hahaha,,,
Fuck, I can't remember the last time I drank this much. I can't believe I'm actually typing this bullshit. None of you care anyway (How's that for the "I just got off work at Cinnabun" SG Goth phrase?). I'll keep reading, researching, and observing, One day...one day I'll be the King and I can line up all the fuckers against the wall.
BLAM!
Damnit...why do I use this as an actual journal? Slurp my butt, ya peasants! I'll erase this when I make up anyway...
If you catch this before I do, answer me this...
Give me a reason not to club a baby seal to death.
Later gators...
~ Agent
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gekkeiju23:
don't club no baby seals or I'll be forced to stick a dog-doo snow cone in your eye. it's deadly, that yellow snow. "watch out where the huskies go..." Zappa says you shouldn't, and Zappa is never wrong.
llona:
yes, let's trade mixtapes. It's a fun personality test. Plus you have good taste in music so I'm pretty sure I'd like whatever you send.