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Top 10 reasons for hating working at Blockbuster:

10 - Phone calls.

"Hello.. um.. can you.. um please tell me.. um what the new releases.. um are?"

No. I'm trying to sticker a thousand and one DVD boxes on my fucking own before the fucking manager comes in.
Come down and look for yourself you cunt.. and if you phone me again, i'll shit in your next rental box.

9 - People who move the cover box for no reason.

Why can't you put it back where you found it? and why, oh why, put it back on top of the DVD/Video right next to the one it was SUPPOSED to be on?

8 - People who bring the cover box up to the counter.

We don't need this box, you HAVE rented before, you DO know this.

"Oh silly me haha, i'm MILES away today!"

If ONLY that was true, you cunt.

7 - Parents who haven't taught their small children to be quiet and not move shit when their not supposed to.

If you don't discipline your kids, I will. Especially the ones who just keep staring at me when you're looking at the sale DVDs.

You may not realise, but they have probably learnt to give the finger from me.

6 - People who leave their returns on the counter.

I'm sorry Mr. & Mrs. Fuckbench, did you not notice the sign that says 'DO NOT LEAVE RETURNS ON THE COUNTER'.
For this I will deliberately NOT check your film in so a huge fine will be waiting for you the next time you come in, cunt.

5 - People who can't understand plain and simple instructions.

"Excuse me, where is <insert crap film here>?"

Right behind you.

*turns 360 degrees* "Where?"

I said 'behind you', not 'do a piroutte'.

*turns around and squints* "Where, I can't see it!"

Right infront of your fucking face, dipshit.

"Haha I can't see it, am I being thick"

Oh my god. I hate you.

4 - People who resticker things to make them cheaper than they are.

I'm sorry, but this hasn't been stickered correctly.
(I can see your finger nail mark you prick, I KNOW that you stuck this over the right price)
It's actually <insert price>.

"Well I DON'T WANT to pay <blah>, I want to pay what it's stickered as."

Fuck off, and if you fuck with my stickers again, i'll break your fingers.

3 - Idiot questions.

"Excuse me, do you sell VCR cleaning tapes?"

No, buy a DVD player you asshole.

"I hated this movie, it was rubbish, I want my money back."

Okay, not so much a question, but you people fuck me off the most.
Would you go in to a similar and say the same thing?
I didn't ask you to rent the movie, you ain't getting a refund, infact, i'm going to remember your account number and rent out some dirty movies on it.

2 - 12 year old kids who try and buy/rent 18's. Or parents who get out 18s for their young children.

Yes, I work in Blockbuster, but i'm not a COMPLETE idiot.
Fuck off.

..and Mrs. Stupid, GTA: San Andreas involves loads of violence, swearing and throat-slitting, if you rent this out for your 10 year old, there's a good chance you'll be giving evidence at their trial for manslaughter in 9 years time.

1 - Customers in general.

Please, if you don't want to buy or rent, don't even come in to the fucking store, it stops me from listening to my iPod and enjoying my magazine, you bastards.

..and if you DO want to buy or rent, have your card and money ready, bring me the right box, don't bother with pleasantries, and get out as quickly as possible, before I pistol whip you with my pricing gun.

Reasons for liking working at Blockbuster:

Umm.. free rentals is good..
Pretty girls who smile at you.

Okay, i'm out.