fridgemagnet

I came to talk about technology and instead I started talking about empathy and compassion.

good day.

Fucking rain, man.

Fucking Rain Man.

I'm thinking about getting "Hanzo Steel" tattooed on my dick.

I called them Guh-ifs forever.

So anyways....

If you guys are going to be in the Daytona Beach area next weekend, be sure to check out my band, The Whimsical Toenails, playing at Big Chubby's Squirt Shack. We go on right before the headliner Dead Frurst.

people ask me all the time* why I'm not on Facebook. The answer is simple, I don't care what you had for dinner. Or what you got for your birthday, or where you are going on holiday.


*No one ever asks me this.

the rumors are always true.

cartoon porn was the tits. i know most people wouldn't agree with me, but it was.

I like girls who dress like they want the world to look at them and drool. More broadly I just appreciate people with style. The world can be a pretty boring place, why not spice it up when you have a chance, amirite? For a good example of what I'm talkin 'bout WIllis check out the third pic in Waikiki's front pager.

Yeesh. So hot....
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