so yeah...dont update much i guess...lets see...whats happened this week...
oh yeah...
i was chillin wit my homie joeboy and it was that time it gets to be when young boys need to get home to pack up to go back to skool...so me and mooey were all up on giving him a ride home...but we decided that we DEFINANTELY needed to stop at mardens(the discount junky store) to see if they had any good purses. so me and joeboy are like "its coo moo...well totally be back in like 10 mins!" apparently moo got pissed...since we were gone for 15 mins and not 10...so she dropped a turd pile on the floor in my car...little did we know...moo was a tricky fuck and had a secret...
so me and joey come out...and i unlock his door first...partly becaus im chivalrous and partly because hes being a whiney baby about the cold...so joey slides into the car and is like "holy shit it smells bad in here!!! wtf!!"and he leaps outa the car. so i unlock my door..open it.....look on my seat. nuthin. look on my floor..nuthin. look on joes floor...classy little pile of turd just sitting there whatsuping me. so...luckily i have alot of trash in my car...so i use some of it to scoop the turds into the driveway. so joey goes to getinto the car and shut the door and hes freaking out..."ah ah!!! theres one there! you missed one!!"and there was a little flat turd just chillin in between the door and the seat. so were both like..."thats fucking a weird spot for a turd. huh." i scoop it outwith some trash...he gets in the car and we jet. when we are in the car driving the rest of the way to his house we are both gaggin cuz it still smelled bad and trying to drive with the window open in the freezing stupid winter...so im all like"hey joey...im gunna stop at a gas staion...will you run in and grab me an air freshener?" so we get to the gas station and he hops out to get meone and i notice whn he gets out that there is a brown streak on my seat. huh. hahaha...joeboy sat in turds..ha ha ha ha!!so i was like hmm...ill just put some trash over it...maybe he wont notice. he comes back...opens the door and is like..."whats that?" pointing at the trash. and im like "uhhh...turn around." at this point hes stressed and starts franticly crying out"WHY?! WHY?!"' and he turns around hes got shit on his ass. moo...that tricky biotch pooped a whole pile of turds on the floor and just one nug on the seat...a little guy that no one would really notice. were figuring when joe leaped outta the car it fell off his butt between the door and the seat. true story.
so yeah...that happened to me this week.
oh yeah. and one night i went to sleep alone and magically awoke the next morning but to but with a really tall dude in my bed...and i was crazy confused...but it was ok..he has dreads.
ok. this journal entry is prolly WAY to long. so. yup. xox
oh yeah...
i was chillin wit my homie joeboy and it was that time it gets to be when young boys need to get home to pack up to go back to skool...so me and mooey were all up on giving him a ride home...but we decided that we DEFINANTELY needed to stop at mardens(the discount junky store) to see if they had any good purses. so me and joeboy are like "its coo moo...well totally be back in like 10 mins!" apparently moo got pissed...since we were gone for 15 mins and not 10...so she dropped a turd pile on the floor in my car...little did we know...moo was a tricky fuck and had a secret...
so me and joey come out...and i unlock his door first...partly becaus im chivalrous and partly because hes being a whiney baby about the cold...so joey slides into the car and is like "holy shit it smells bad in here!!! wtf!!"and he leaps outa the car. so i unlock my door..open it.....look on my seat. nuthin. look on my floor..nuthin. look on joes floor...classy little pile of turd just sitting there whatsuping me. so...luckily i have alot of trash in my car...so i use some of it to scoop the turds into the driveway. so joey goes to getinto the car and shut the door and hes freaking out..."ah ah!!! theres one there! you missed one!!"and there was a little flat turd just chillin in between the door and the seat. so were both like..."thats fucking a weird spot for a turd. huh." i scoop it outwith some trash...he gets in the car and we jet. when we are in the car driving the rest of the way to his house we are both gaggin cuz it still smelled bad and trying to drive with the window open in the freezing stupid winter...so im all like"hey joey...im gunna stop at a gas staion...will you run in and grab me an air freshener?" so we get to the gas station and he hops out to get meone and i notice whn he gets out that there is a brown streak on my seat. huh. hahaha...joeboy sat in turds..ha ha ha ha!!so i was like hmm...ill just put some trash over it...maybe he wont notice. he comes back...opens the door and is like..."whats that?" pointing at the trash. and im like "uhhh...turn around." at this point hes stressed and starts franticly crying out"WHY?! WHY?!"' and he turns around hes got shit on his ass. moo...that tricky biotch pooped a whole pile of turds on the floor and just one nug on the seat...a little guy that no one would really notice. were figuring when joe leaped outta the car it fell off his butt between the door and the seat. true story.
so yeah...that happened to me this week.
oh yeah. and one night i went to sleep alone and magically awoke the next morning but to but with a really tall dude in my bed...and i was crazy confused...but it was ok..he has dreads.
ok. this journal entry is prolly WAY to long. so. yup. xox
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jesus that dog has some sneaky bathroom habits.
It's cool you seem to be having fun. Life is peachy here too so all is well.
I miss moo, but I definitely dont miss her tuds. You're the turd muncher!