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Nothing to say so I thought I would tell one of my favorite jokes.
Patty MacGregor walked into his local neighborhood pub, hiked up his kilt, sat on a barstool, and ordered a pint.

The bartender, catching MacGregor's miserable mood, asked, "Aye, Patty! What is it that ails ya?"

MacGregor slammed down his pint and began, "You see that wall out over yonder? About half a mile away?"

The bartender nodded.

"I built that wall, I did," MacGregor continued, "Took me a fortnight to put it together. I quarried each individual stone and made me own cement! But do they call me MacGregor the wall-builder? No!"

MacGregor took a sip then continued, "You see that barn over yonder? Just beyond the wall?"

The bartender nodded.

"I built that barn, I did," MacGregor continued, "Took me two fortnights, don't you know. I cut down the trees, made me own wood, made the nails on me own forge, and raised it myself! But do they call me MacGregor the barn-builder? No!"

MacGregor took a sip then continued, "You see that orchard over yonder? Just beyond the barn?"

The bartender nodded.

"I planted that orchard, I did," MacGregor continued, "Took me three fortnights! I planted hundreds of seeds and made sure that each had the perfect amount of water, sunshine, and food! But do they call me MacGregor the orchard-planter? No!"

MacGregor took a big swig of his Ale, slammed it down, and shouted, "But you fuck ONE Goat!"

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