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I got my first cell phone on thursday. I have long held the belife that cell phones were evil. I still dont like cell phones and you cant make me so there .

The phone has rung 5 times today and each time they hung up. Why doesnt anyone want to talk to me? Does my breath stink

Iam back!

so its christmas and iam in wisconsin. It's a bit colder than socal. Iam playing in snow and drinking hot wassel and brandy slushies. Iam going to make a snow angle tomorrow. I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday.

sorry its been a while. Got my fake tree decked out. My room looks like christmas threw up in it. I tend to over do the
christmas decorations. You cant see any branches on my tree. On a personal note i have a question to ask you guys. I was thinking about getting a Vasectomy good or bad idea?

Its 4am and i am still awake. I hate days when I cant fall asleep. My mind fills with useless thoughts like can anyone leave there home in sweatpants and not look like trailer trash, or how long before I go nuts at work and replace the banana slurpee with piss. Oh ya incase you didnt know I work at 7-eleven. Its ok for what...
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Iam bored. I cant wait till the spring semester starts. I just want my degree and be done with it. I could be wrong but I thought it was fall. What the hell is with the 80-degree weather in the OC? I hope its not like this all winter. I love winter weather. Im going back home for Christmas this year. Home happens to be...
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iam off to work making slurppees for all. Has anyone else noticed that what ever country bush visits chaos precedes. Venezuela, Argentina, Brazil, France. I dont think he meens to cause trouble. It is like having a 3 year old they just dont any better.

I got into Cal State Fullerton this week. Now i have to pay for it. Good thing iam poor and the gov. will give me money. Just bought The Shawshank Redemption. It is one of the greatest movies ever made. I put it up there with Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, and Casa Blanca. I wish I had more motivation to clean the kitchen. If...
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A grasshopper hops into a bar and jumps up on a barstool. The bartender looks at him and starts laughing and says Hey! We got a drink named after you! The grasshopper gives the bartender a dirty look and says, You got a drink named Steve?