Lately it has been so frickin' cold and that's why I think I have to come back 5 times after I pee, so I told my mom it's bugging me...
Mom: "Do a urine test"
Me: "I don't wanna do a urine test!"
Mom: "They're not going to look for things!"
Me: "I don't care what they find... I just don't wanna get up early and pee in a cup"
Mom: "So there's nothing to find?"
Me: "I didn't say that..."
LOL.
But yeah, she's giving me cranberry pills because it clears the waterworks, and I took one and it taste like SHIT.
Me: "Why do natural things taste like Holocaust?"
Mom: "Because in chemicals they put stuff to make it easier to swallow"
Me: "I like chemicals better"
I feel like such a druggie
XOXO
Freydis
Mom: "Do a urine test"
Me: "I don't wanna do a urine test!"
Mom: "They're not going to look for things!"
Me: "I don't care what they find... I just don't wanna get up early and pee in a cup"
Mom: "So there's nothing to find?"
Me: "I didn't say that..."
LOL.
But yeah, she's giving me cranberry pills because it clears the waterworks, and I took one and it taste like SHIT.
Me: "Why do natural things taste like Holocaust?"
Mom: "Because in chemicals they put stuff to make it easier to swallow"
Me: "I like chemicals better"
I feel like such a druggie
XOXO
Freydis
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freydis:
She knows I smoke and sniff. Nothing she can do about it...
freydis:
Hell she already picked me up from 2 different police stations and paid a lot of money for a lawyer XD