Today I built a log cabin. I began by sizing up the best trees in the forests, consulting with their spirits to make sure that I had permission to borrow them, and then- with great ceremony and reverance- lovingly felling them with the assistance of a well-oiled bowsaw and my ghost friend, Lord Aelfric.
Then we assembled the cabin as a tree house in the branches of a thousand year old oak. I talked with the sky and smoked my pipe as the wind sang. Later, I went to Tescos and bought some spam.
Then we assembled the cabin as a tree house in the branches of a thousand year old oak. I talked with the sky and smoked my pipe as the wind sang. Later, I went to Tescos and bought some spam.