I call bullshit on tooth removal. I can't eat anything other than oatmeal which means that sourdough pretzels are really hard to eat. Candian bacon = a rough time. I'll take back my rotten teeth thank you. On a side note 12 year old Glen Livet and 12 year old Macallan seem to go down just fine. I must thank my heritage for that though. Damn those fools in skirts, they made it so easy to drink.
batterfly:
i'm sitting here enjoying a sourdough pretzel as i read this. goddamn, they're yummy! 
