Job interview today. Aced it. here's a sample:
"So sales motivates you?"
"Absolutely"
"Ok, here, sell me this pen"
[freegonzo takes a few moments to have a slight aneurysm]
"Alrighty, this Vertue pen is the finest quality pen in the world, it gives you a lifetime warranty of use, is made of 100% titanium alloy hybrid, and guarrantees zero spillage. It has been ergodynamically designed by several experts to perfectly fit the mold of the human hand, and is weight such to improve writing style and posture with each use. It also - "
"But it leaked in my pocket yesterday, it spilled all over my skirt."
[freegonzo suddenly ecounters the sensation of several blood vessels throughout his temple pressing against his skull]
"Well, madam, it's only logical that with such a wide customer base as vertue has that some pens will have a few manufacting defects. We at vertue regret your loss and offer our consolations towards your skirt."
"Buts its ruined!"
[freegonzo's brain turns in upon itself]
"well.. we can offer you a Vertue.. compensation package! In recognition of your customer support we can give you discounted gift package of a lifetime supply of vertue pens for both you and your family! Not to mention a full supply of exceptional quality vertue stationary and smaller notepaper! Our stationary send a message to your friends that live a quality lifestyle, and tells your business parteners that you're serious about success! Perhaps you have children in school, Vertue pens will never fail them during test duress and also guarantee a professional level of penmanship in later life."
... anyways. insert inside that gibberish some hesitation and stumbling and theres my gosu sales panache.
I think the woman doing the interview found me humourous enough to possibly still contemplate employing me.. and fact that she asked me to sign up for shifts for next week also influenced my deduction there..
my hair makes me look like some kind of demented fabio stunt double.. I think I should cut it soon before it gets stuck in the metro doors...
4-4-0 in the Bnet solo tourney yesterday. Tinker pwnz
"So sales motivates you?"
"Absolutely"
"Ok, here, sell me this pen"
[freegonzo takes a few moments to have a slight aneurysm]
"Alrighty, this Vertue pen is the finest quality pen in the world, it gives you a lifetime warranty of use, is made of 100% titanium alloy hybrid, and guarrantees zero spillage. It has been ergodynamically designed by several experts to perfectly fit the mold of the human hand, and is weight such to improve writing style and posture with each use. It also - "
"But it leaked in my pocket yesterday, it spilled all over my skirt."
[freegonzo suddenly ecounters the sensation of several blood vessels throughout his temple pressing against his skull]
"Well, madam, it's only logical that with such a wide customer base as vertue has that some pens will have a few manufacting defects. We at vertue regret your loss and offer our consolations towards your skirt."
"Buts its ruined!"
[freegonzo's brain turns in upon itself]
"well.. we can offer you a Vertue.. compensation package! In recognition of your customer support we can give you discounted gift package of a lifetime supply of vertue pens for both you and your family! Not to mention a full supply of exceptional quality vertue stationary and smaller notepaper! Our stationary send a message to your friends that live a quality lifestyle, and tells your business parteners that you're serious about success! Perhaps you have children in school, Vertue pens will never fail them during test duress and also guarantee a professional level of penmanship in later life."
... anyways. insert inside that gibberish some hesitation and stumbling and theres my gosu sales panache.
I think the woman doing the interview found me humourous enough to possibly still contemplate employing me.. and fact that she asked me to sign up for shifts for next week also influenced my deduction there..
my hair makes me look like some kind of demented fabio stunt double.. I think I should cut it soon before it gets stuck in the metro doors...
4-4-0 in the Bnet solo tourney yesterday. Tinker pwnz