Fact : if you go to another state and threaten a local you should know where you are , because the police can't find you if you do not know this . Fact : If you were anywhere near where I live the cops couldn't find if you did know where you were . But they probably wouldn't hang up on you . Tip : If you buy something on E-bay and fly to south FL to pic it up don't argue with the seller and talk shit to them , specially late at night in an empty parking lot . You may find yourself in more shit than you can shovel . Oh , and one more thing , cops like tourists , snowbirds and visitors about as much as the locals do . So don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash , because 5-0 probably won't help ya , thats if they even show up . FGGW!! Yeah . 
what brought this on? picked up too many grand marquis today?