fredfredburger

If you live in south Florida , you already know about the water restrictions . Your only allowed to water your grass like once every three days . ( or some shit like that ) So in turn most people have dead lawns . ( big deal right ? ) Apparently this is a real problem . It seems that if your grass is dead the city will issue you a ticket because it's degrading to the others who live around you . If you water your yard to much ( enough to keep it alive ) the city will issue you a ticket for wasting water during a drought . What the FUCK ?! If that isn't the biggest crock of shit . These asshole mother fuckers at the city are fucked up . I got issued three tickets for having a dead lawn . $100 .00 a piece . I havent watered that shit in a month because the news said the city was issuing tickets for watering . So what the fuck am I supposed to do ? I figure since my lawn is " degrading the other properties around me " if everone on my street had dead grass I wouldn't be degrading . FACT : one 50 lbs. bag of roundup goes a long way . Approx . six lawns can be killed . Oh, and it only takes about a day or two . So now every lawn on my street is dead ................... Dead as hell . And wouldn't you know the city issued everyone tickets . Hahahahahaha I hate my neighbors so another ticket was worth it . Besides I rent so the land lord has to pay that shit . I wonder what would happen if the grass in front of city hall was dead ?