fredfredburger

I had some of my friends over Saturday night , and apparently I'm not cool anymore . Hahaha . Theses girls think it's cool to smoke out of a hooka . Mabye it is , I don't think so though . I watched them set this catastrophy up for about 30 min . Mind you I was pretty lit so it seemed like an hour and was getting aggrivated about their novice skills . I remember kids in high school trying to smoke from one of these pieces of shit and everyone was try to hit it at the same time . In the end nobody got high . It sure seems a lot easier to smoke from a bong or a bowl . I'm a firm believer in " easier is better " specially if you end with the same result . What made things worse is that after all the effort put into setting this garbage up they smoked tobacco out of it . Oh wait sorry " flavored tobacco " . What the fuck ? This isn't cool ! I don't care who you are this shit is fucking gay ! What the fuck has the new generation come to ? If I saw this shit happening at a party I would slap the shit out of someone for being so fucking retarded . " Flavored tobacco thats sooooo cool " . FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAIRY YOU ARE NOT FUCKING COOL , YOU ARE RETARDED !!!!!! What happened to weed ? Do they not grow it anymore ? I'm told the tobacco doesn't get you high . Gee , what a surprise . Kids these days are soft . Little punk bitches . To think they told me I wasn't cool because I refused to smoke out of this thing . I remember when it was cool to get drunk and beat the shit out of someone because they were being stupid . ( like smoking out of a hooka ) Apparently it's only cool and fun to me and my friends now to get drunk and have worthless fights . I say the next generation needs a good talking to . Cause they way it's looking our future is going to be infested with a bunch of pussies and bitches . So the next time you see some little punk kid trying to be cool and acting like a bitch slap the shit out of them and tell'em to " tighten up bitch!! "

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