Yesterday all of the retarded fucks that I worked with got arrested ! I've been laughing all day about it . It seems that the police have had a lot of reports of theft from the company I work for . They weren't stealing cars ..... Just everthing in them . My recent co-workers are not very intelligent people and despite previous warning from myself...
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fredfredburger:
Holy shit ! Nurse is fuckin' hot !
"Oh my god ! My car like totally broke down today . I had to like sit and wait for like this tow truck like thing to come pick me up . Yeah , I like had to ride with the tow truck driver . The truck like doesn't have any A/C , it's like totally hot and stuff . Oh my god you totally...
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sapphic_fire:
LOL... ahhahaa.. hahah.. where you in boca today?
A tip if your want to get out of your car payments and have gap . Step 1 : take your vehicle and some fishing poles to a local canal or any body of water . Step 2 : Let your vehicle roll into the water . Step 3 : call the local police and tell them that your car rolled into the lake while...
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cuntrebecca:
I always love reading your blogs. I have learned many life lessons from them. I think you are a genius.
Don't know if anyone follows the news , But a couple of years ago a kid was shot on a mans door step . The kid was 16 and was prank knocking the mans house at around 12:00 am . He had been doing this for about 30 mins. or so . The last time he went to the door the man opened it and...
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sapphic_fire:
his one mistake is that he didn't let him in... since he was outside his door technically it doesn't fall under the "intruder" clause..
people do shit without thinking it through... if you're gonna kill someone you better make sure you've covered all the bases... you gotta know the system or expected to get fucked by it!
people do shit without thinking it through... if you're gonna kill someone you better make sure you've covered all the bases... you gotta know the system or expected to get fucked by it!
sapphic_fire:
amber alert...lmfao
I'll start by saying , " If you dump someone via text message , there has to be a damn good reason ! " This has never happened to me . ( mainly because I block texts . Nextel likes to charge extra for that shit . fuckin assholes ! ) However it has happened to someone I know . First of all texting is...
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Did you know that if you don't pay your car payment your car will get reposessed ? Yes , it's sad but true . If for any reason you wern't aware of this and you own a car that your making payments on YOUR A FUCKING MORON !! Some dumb ass actually had the nerve to think that because his liscense was suspended and he...
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cuntrebecca:
You're so right about changing "nice" to "smart." The only thing I see wrong with this is that Dr. Seuss may be a little too complex.
It is true that we are one of the dumbest nations. I was watching some guy on TV asking Americans who the first five presidents were, and they didn't know. Some said Abraham Lincoln, who is at least a president, but some people didn't even name a president at all. Then the guy asked people from other countries and they were able to recite the first five and then some without thinking at all.
It is true that we are one of the dumbest nations. I was watching some guy on TV asking Americans who the first five presidents were, and they didn't know. Some said Abraham Lincoln, who is at least a president, but some people didn't even name a president at all. Then the guy asked people from other countries and they were able to recite the first five and then some without thinking at all.
sapphic_fire:
LOL... that was funny... how's work going? busy i see.... 
It's cold as hell in south FL . That is all .
Oh yeah , FUCK THE COLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah , FUCK THE COLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuntrebecca:
Some people just don't understand that we are surrounded by water on three sides. It is a whole nutter type of cold...like a billion needles...
If I ever find " TOM " from myspace I'm kidnapping him . Then I 'm gonna kick his ass and make him sit behind a computer and wait ( for what seems like forever ) for his inbox to open . And then wait even longer to read some stupid fucking message that says " hi " . I'm going to video all of...
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cuntrebecca:
I do have a boyfriend, but there is this woman I have had a crush on forever. I'm trying to get over it now. I knew it would never happen, but I still liked the thought...sort of like I would like to hang "TOM" by his toes and shoot him in the knee caps, but I'd never do that either because I would obviously be put away for a long, long time if I did.
Note : don't live with people who put weed before the power bill . Its hot as hell it rains every 10 min. and I'm walking around my house with my phone as a light . It's like the day after the hurricane all over again . What makes the situation even better is that the people I live with bailed ship and are nowhere...
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As I'm sure you all know Adelphia is now Comcast . If your asking yourself " why should I care " It's because if your like me and steal cable because your to cheap to buy it or just don't see the point your shit will get clipped . I know I didn't think it would happen to me . Seven years of pirating cable...
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cuntrebecca:
Bright House did this to us around a year ago. Boo on them!
I hate this time of year . As soon as it starts to get cold everyone starts to get sick . I try to stay away from my friends so they don't get me sick , but it never fails that some asshole will need a ride with their car and their sick as hell . Not only are they sick they tell me their...
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cuntrebecca:
I feel ya brother. The solution is to either have a killer immune system like I have, or to only hang with people with killer immune systems...like I have. I haven't caught anything for over three years...seriously. When I say I'm sick, it is usually a headache that ultimately makes me puke, and I don't think my twitching eye is contagious.
Happy new year . Hope everyone had a good time , and didn't get in trouble . ( or atleast get caught ) I appoligize if I took your car last night or around christmas . My new years resolution is to not tow peoples shit on holidays anymore . ( unless the police are involved , or you pissed me off ) I hope...
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cuntrebecca:
You tow cars for a job? That is so cool. Sometimes I want to mash people's cars in with a sledge hammer when they are parked in the damn road, but towing them to some remote place and burning them would be so much more fun!
cuntrebecca:
No, I didn't tell them I drove the car. I looked up eye twitching on WebMD and it said it could be caused by stress or lack of sleep. I guess it is stress. It is pretty damn funny to think that I get so pissed off that my eye twitches. It hasn't been bothering me today.