the superbowl has amazing power over men.
my boyfriend just turned down sex so that he would not miss, no not the game, but the *pregame* show. i was actually holding his penis at the time. it's not like he would have missed the whole thing either... we're talking, 10, 15 minutes tops.
not that i am shocked. i am fully aware that my powers of seduction pale in comparison to earth, wind and fire.
my boyfriend just turned down sex so that he would not miss, no not the game, but the *pregame* show. i was actually holding his penis at the time. it's not like he would have missed the whole thing either... we're talking, 10, 15 minutes tops.
not that i am shocked. i am fully aware that my powers of seduction pale in comparison to earth, wind and fire.
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cosyne:
MIght I add that this is the second in the four most recent entires of yours that conveys sexual frustration? There is only one thing worth turning down sex for -- and it's not an organized sport of any kind.
sugarfish:
Buy him a TiVo. And a book on etiquette.