If you are literate, I will bring you the beauty that is Stardust, the novel. I don't remember any swords being used. And there is no rival named Humphrey. The movie took the clever bits that sold the story, and replaced them with generic hollywood stock.
Er...Princess Bride isn't being brought for you. I should have said "my teammate", as I only have a singular one. I assumed you had seen it.
Er...Princess Bride isn't being brought for you. I should have said "my teammate", as I only have a singular one. I assumed you had seen it.