So, an opportunity like this comes along once in a lifetime. Mt Darling's ex-wife called, and she wants me to sew her lips shut.
Yup, you read right. She wants me to sew her lips shut for a performance video for her wmens lit class. I get to sew her lips while preaching to her how women should be seen and not heard, and how I;m helping her to become the perfect woman.
Don't worry, there will be pics, and we have a digital video camera, so there will be a way to view the video in it's entirety. I promise.
Yup, you read right. She wants me to sew her lips shut for a performance video for her wmens lit class. I get to sew her lips while preaching to her how women should be seen and not heard, and how I;m helping her to become the perfect woman.
Don't worry, there will be pics, and we have a digital video camera, so there will be a way to view the video in it's entirety. I promise.
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prophetnoise:
intense. That sounds like fun. Dont forget to mention to her that she should be barefoot in the kitchen! Poppin out babies no less! 
whoa
whoa
fartingkitty:
So the convention sucked huh??? I figured, anything cool happen at all?