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There is no such thing as transmitted disease. People can't pass colds or flus to each other. His proof for this is that Mother Theresa never got AIDS even though she worked with sick people. I could have explained to him that it was seriously unlikely that she was sharing needles or having crazy, unsafe sex with the poverty stricken but instead I walked away. I think I made the right choice. Sadly, because of this incredibly stupid belief his son got really, really sick with the flu.

9/11 was an inside job. Nothing new or spectacular here but it's important for you to understand the level of crazy I'm dealing with.

The NHL is controlled by the Mafia. All of the games are decided ahead of time. Everyone knows who is going to win the Stanley Cup far in advance. The teams in the South that are losing shit tons of money are how the Mafia get paid. They're stealing money from the Phoenix Coyotes.

The media has never and will never report true stories. Everything is made up. Now, I will grant that the Calgary Sun (the paper we get at work) is a near unreadable shitrag but still... On a related note, Saudi Arabia doesn't actually stone people to death. The media made that up. And, on the off chance that they did stone people to death, they probably deserved it.

His experience on the roads would be made much better if his car was equipped with several dozen rockets he could fire at other drivers. I understand the sentiment as I hate other drivers. But he wasn't really joking. Or if he was it was very hard to tell. Still, I worry as he seems like the kind of guy who could, if he wanted, find rockets to attach to his car.

I shouldn't bother voting because the Mafia also controls the Canadian government. The Mafia controls fucking everything. Everywhere. I don't know if this mentality comes from growing up in the Communist Bloc and actually having shady people control every aspect of life but god damn... The paranoia is strong in this one.