If you order pizza, please don't leave your motherfucking NANNY to pay for it. They don't tip me. Ever. Because it's not their pizza. It's yours. Be a decent fucking person and pay for it yourself you useless twats. I'm doing your lazy asses a favour by doing the half hour round trip to bring the food to your door. Fuck you. I hope you all die in a god damned fire.
I have just had the shittiest day of work I can remember. That includes driving through the winter which involved getting my car stuck and nearly getting killed on an ice covered hill. At least when I got stuck there were people with decent enough souls to help push my sorry ass out of the drifts.
Thankfully I have a big ol' glass of rye to help me shake off the evening.
Really tempted to become one of those disgruntled employees who anonymously blogs about their shitty work experience.
I have just had the shittiest day of work I can remember. That includes driving through the winter which involved getting my car stuck and nearly getting killed on an ice covered hill. At least when I got stuck there were people with decent enough souls to help push my sorry ass out of the drifts.
Thankfully I have a big ol' glass of rye to help me shake off the evening.
Really tempted to become one of those disgruntled employees who anonymously blogs about their shitty work experience.
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jody:
Update this. I KNOW you had a good couple of days to write about.
helly:
I missed your birthday freakyp! Hope it was grand <3