freakpirate

i just like to make broad and sweeping generalizations about your country (which i almost considered moving to if mccain won), but yes, i want to come visit you. i also want you and your lovely lady to come visit me. we just need to work on logistical issues. and yes, i know, molson is shit. again, i like mocking the citizens of our slow cousin to the north.

i still love you.

good day, eh.

come to portland. please. because i don't think i have the time (even though i am unemployed, i know i suck) to see you this year. if you get to portland, that's all you need to do. i will take care of everything else. i swear. on a toque.