frantic

Well what doesnt kill you makes you stronger, What trys to kill you better fucking run cause im gonna kick the little fuckers ass


Moving on



Lets play a game. Count the fucking swear words in this entry.






Next.......



So ive been giving it some thought and the egg did come first. Not the chicken. As the egg didnt know it was gonna be a chicken. Stay with me here people. So imagine that god and jesus were there were on say the 4th day into ceating the world and it kinda went like this

God (in a James maison voice) Well son here is my next invention

Jesus- What

God- I call it a shell

J- Weve already got shell's

G- Really?

J- Yes you did them tuesday

G- Oh yes i did didn't I?

J- Why are you cramming all this into 7 days?

G- Well 6 really

J- 6 but on the 7th day you were going to create peace and eternal happiness

G- I know but ill be doing the first batch of weed on the 6th day and well i get lazy

J- Right. Well are you going come play football with me

G- Sorry son im busy with this My err what shall i call it

J- youve done shells

G- i know i mean what shall as in will I?

J- Oh well whats it do

G- Erm it sort of keeps warm then something comes out

J- Like?

G- er well all sorts of things really depends where it gets laid

J- You have no idea do you?

G- No ill just leave it around the world and see what pops out.

J- That'll be exciting

G- EGG!

J- What?

G- Ill call it an EGG.

J- Ok now can you come play football with me

G- No son lots to do

J- Oh come on you never play with me, and if you want me keep typing all these notes for your book then i want a father son relationship.

G- Well later

J- I dont like you

G- Youll hate me even more when the romans get hold of you in your mid 30s

J- What?

G- Oh nothing............



So im off for the next 2 days. 2 Days of sging yay, So lets talk!