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EIZZARDRULES
Yes kids all good and fun. i know who sam went with and i didnt find out from her. I love my contacts around the place
so im meeting her tomorrow after work and well talk some more, stuff has moved forward but im not getting my hopes up.
But what i really wanted to talk about was sales people. Not the door to door ones the twats that hang around with the little aprons on "save the whale" or "can you spare 2 minutes for cancer research" 2 minutes? why? scientists have been trying to find a cure for years what the fucking hell am i going to spot in 2 minutes? Laugh now but i bet you this is where all these headlines come from like "Chips give you cancer mobile phones give you cancer" they ask some randon tit for 2 minutes and they just pick something they dont like and say it gives you cancer "errrrrrrrrrr yer eating apples on a sunny day gives you cancer" you bastards. Bet you its these people that say "you dont want a tattoo itll look awful when you get old" exactly WHEN IM OLD by then ill have worse things to worry about like how am i gonna change my piss bag because i cant get outta this friggin chair. Lets face it we will die. Like the Goverment want us to eat healthly yer so we can live longer and pay more taxes. ill be happy to die at say 55-60, once im at the age where im back in nappies,there is no point please shoot me ok? then theres those who say "well what about your children" yer what? id rather die earlier than originally planned than live my whole life thinking "oh no cant eat that just in case" at least my kids would know ive lived a full happy life, were not gonna live forever, the sooner the human race stops trying to wrap itself in cotten wool and accept lifes a bitch the better. So shove yer whole grain up you backside see how good it is for your body then eh? Now im off for a full greasy breakfast give me my death food...............
Its so fucking good to be me again, thasnks people for cheering me up, oh and check the friends thread if you want help kenny with his holidays...........
EIZZARDRULES
Yes kids all good and fun. i know who sam went with and i didnt find out from her. I love my contacts around the place
so im meeting her tomorrow after work and well talk some more, stuff has moved forward but im not getting my hopes up.
But what i really wanted to talk about was sales people. Not the door to door ones the twats that hang around with the little aprons on "save the whale" or "can you spare 2 minutes for cancer research" 2 minutes? why? scientists have been trying to find a cure for years what the fucking hell am i going to spot in 2 minutes? Laugh now but i bet you this is where all these headlines come from like "Chips give you cancer mobile phones give you cancer" they ask some randon tit for 2 minutes and they just pick something they dont like and say it gives you cancer "errrrrrrrrrr yer eating apples on a sunny day gives you cancer" you bastards. Bet you its these people that say "you dont want a tattoo itll look awful when you get old" exactly WHEN IM OLD by then ill have worse things to worry about like how am i gonna change my piss bag because i cant get outta this friggin chair. Lets face it we will die. Like the Goverment want us to eat healthly yer so we can live longer and pay more taxes. ill be happy to die at say 55-60, once im at the age where im back in nappies,there is no point please shoot me ok? then theres those who say "well what about your children" yer what? id rather die earlier than originally planned than live my whole life thinking "oh no cant eat that just in case" at least my kids would know ive lived a full happy life, were not gonna live forever, the sooner the human race stops trying to wrap itself in cotten wool and accept lifes a bitch the better. So shove yer whole grain up you backside see how good it is for your body then eh? Now im off for a full greasy breakfast give me my death food...............
Its so fucking good to be me again, thasnks people for cheering me up, oh and check the friends thread if you want help kenny with his holidays...........
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nismoskyline:
thanks for welcoming me and for the comment
acwildheart:
And amen to that my friend. 