Firstly
This is a world cup free zone!
I mean dont get me wrong. Its sport brings everyone together bla bla bla, but jesus christ playing poker on speed why all the mercahdise? So when youve got your england shirt (with our favourite player on the back who may miss the cup because of injury anyway) got the england cap Offical england beer offical england chocolate bar official england mini fridge with blow up england chair sitting your kid in offical england pram next to the england tent which is wat too close to the england bbq you just bought, And while you wait your kid spills the offical england dring all over his kiddie england clothes and trainers, and as you clean it all up you catch some little shit trying to nick the small england flags off your car that stupidly wrap round your side windows, so as you run to stop thenm you trip over the england skipping rope knocking over the bbq going into the tent which burns as drinks hit the england tv which shorts out in time just to see england go 1-0 down. And the mini fridge never kept the drinks cold. HA.
andi know ive missed some of the england stuff thats out right now,thats just some of the stuff ive seen friends buy. Oh dear Oh dear.
A few requests.
1.We must pass a law that states that no news paper can ever run any kind of story that has to do with john prescotts sex life. Who really wants to hear about that shit? jesus.
2.Keep all big brother conteastant locked up if they have to loeave they should be shot or stuck on an island somewhere where no one has to see them again. They all look like potetial jade goodys.
3.Speaking of Goody she has an autobiography, How What the hell is so interesting she can fill a book? Ether someone else wrote it for her and lied or its got lots of pictures in it that she drew and the first chapter starts with "On monday i got up and spent two hours trying to get dressed. I found out that the zip on the trousers has to go at the front..."
So saw Dylan Moran last week. Very good, we were at the very front so close me and my friend could see if he has any nostril hair.
Btcc was awe some my team won the first two races and wtcc last weekend was the worst weather ive had since going to motor sports events. It non stop rained. But the lbrit leading the championship went flying off in front of me in the wet conditions which was fun!
Im gonna put pics up at some point but gotta tidy up house (yay-not)
This is a world cup free zone!
I mean dont get me wrong. Its sport brings everyone together bla bla bla, but jesus christ playing poker on speed why all the mercahdise? So when youve got your england shirt (with our favourite player on the back who may miss the cup because of injury anyway) got the england cap Offical england beer offical england chocolate bar official england mini fridge with blow up england chair sitting your kid in offical england pram next to the england tent which is wat too close to the england bbq you just bought, And while you wait your kid spills the offical england dring all over his kiddie england clothes and trainers, and as you clean it all up you catch some little shit trying to nick the small england flags off your car that stupidly wrap round your side windows, so as you run to stop thenm you trip over the england skipping rope knocking over the bbq going into the tent which burns as drinks hit the england tv which shorts out in time just to see england go 1-0 down. And the mini fridge never kept the drinks cold. HA.
andi know ive missed some of the england stuff thats out right now,thats just some of the stuff ive seen friends buy. Oh dear Oh dear.
A few requests.
1.We must pass a law that states that no news paper can ever run any kind of story that has to do with john prescotts sex life. Who really wants to hear about that shit? jesus.
2.Keep all big brother conteastant locked up if they have to loeave they should be shot or stuck on an island somewhere where no one has to see them again. They all look like potetial jade goodys.
3.Speaking of Goody she has an autobiography, How What the hell is so interesting she can fill a book? Ether someone else wrote it for her and lied or its got lots of pictures in it that she drew and the first chapter starts with "On monday i got up and spent two hours trying to get dressed. I found out that the zip on the trousers has to go at the front..."
So saw Dylan Moran last week. Very good, we were at the very front so close me and my friend could see if he has any nostril hair.
Btcc was awe some my team won the first two races and wtcc last weekend was the worst weather ive had since going to motor sports events. It non stop rained. But the lbrit leading the championship went flying off in front of me in the wet conditions which was fun!
Im gonna put pics up at some point but gotta tidy up house (yay-not)
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snowballinhell:
Blimey, so they literally only pay minimum wage then. And I thought where I worked was crap pay!
sky:
The world cup and the europe football thingy both always irriate me. They always happen around about june. Which is my birthday month. And every year I have to put up with the football overshadowing my birthday! ahahaha. Damn those footballers! 