frantic

Ok so 2nd is good, but massa. DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN! and if you do at least take alonso's nose off.

So you know how i tend to think too much about things well heres what me and a friend (who also thinks too much) dicussed. disclaimer this is all my head not the friends i dont want to make her look mad too.

Ok so say you had a time machine. went in to the future and in the future call it 30 years you see your girlfriend/partner as she is in the future. so if you ended up sleeping with her would you be cheating on your girlfriend in your time line? and if the future you walked in on you sleeping with your partner even though technically its your partner should the future you be pissed off and allowed to hit you. But then what if your partner turns out to be a freak in the future or really really ugly or she's now an axe murder or something? Would you stay with her in your timeline once you returned. What kinda excuse would you give for breaking up? And if you see your kids (ah no kids i sold out) and ones got a disease or no head or something or the milkmans eyes. How do you get out of that one? Especially if in your timeline things are going perfect at the moment. How you gonna finish it? Are you? ahhhhhh

2. So supposing you have schizophrenia and you hear voices in your head. What if the voices falllout with each other? and then stop talking to each other. tecnically are you cured? Or what if they have a speech impediment and you cant tell what there telling you to do? So all you get is a mumbled chris eubank in your ear? Supposing your voices get tourette's. Double whammy or what? I mean you only use 10% of your brain. So thats 90% free space. That means 90% land to rent. They could bring there other voice friends over throw parties and all kinds of stuff. god dammit.


Finally though my version of hell. Everyone i know thinks hell is red hot pokers stabbing roastig etc. Erm no i thought about this too. My version of hell would be this. Your in a room theres a huge bed in front of you. and on that bed theres the fittest 3 girls in the world naked all over you. They want you to join in. Trouble is the devil has made you impotent. You have no boner. The only way is to take the viagra in the corner. Trouble is the viagra is being guarded by the swettiest fattest worst smelling bloke in the world. You have to lick the guy til he is happy to get the viagra by the time you get it the girls have gone and the fat guy wants some loving.....


So yeah more later.... if my brain doesnt explode. I gotta get my head round that that egg card advert. Talking chipmunks gerbil things what ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Oh and Placebo Meds out today yay!


Well im off to do a 6pm to 6am shift at work because the store is having loads a new equipment (a sure sign were one of the stores to be franchised os in mcd plan) And there doing all the wiring which will take all night. Plus ive got to sort the store make sure it looks good as were having a two day inspection. yip fucking ee.




Update Im back stopped til 7.00am feel like zombie. the guys who fitted all the new stuff say are electrical trip system is a code 1 meaning its so damn dangerous they cant leave un til its sorted. Inspection is wednesday-tomorow and as of 10.0am the store is still a death trap and still not open. like i care im sleeping. And i have a cold as it was the coldest place ever at work last night. Have i spelt all of this right dont care. goodnight well morning well fuck it......