"Dark wings they are descending sweet shadows gathering around.."
So computer is nearly dead. Well the moniter is going. and i did lick the tower. Too bad i was wearing steel toe caps at the time oh well
So heres a few facts i came up with today.
1) There was no space race, well there was but it wasnt really with the soviets. I wreckon america tried to get there first so they could stop the fucking mcdonalds they were building up there. They didnt think mass comercalism was a good sign to other worlds, well as long as you can hide it...
2) Darwins theory of evolution is bullshit lets look at it
monkey-man-mcdonalds
were going backwards people.
3) Ronald Mcdonald tried it on with yo mother. Fact.
4) A tomato is neither a ver or fruit. Its a fucking life saver.
5) im on holiday in 2 days time
6)There is no fact 6.
So as i live about 30 seconds from port vale id like to say this.
GROW THE FUCK UP.
you see saturday they played at home, now i went the shop with a mate (who happens to be a port vale fan) and as we came out the shop there were police bikes at the top of the street and police cars and bikes heading up the road. Id thought there'd been a big smash or something. But no my friend informed me it was to protect the away fans. I thought this was a load of bull but no about 6-7 coaches pull out with away fans in and there were bikes escorting the outta the stadium! Now i thought this was madness. Well until i saw a grown man screaming like a phyco at the buses! "fucking wankers fuck off fuck you die dickheads" etc etc What added the cherry to this was he had 3of his kids with him about 7-9 years old. Holding on to him also screaming for the away fans to go fuck themselves. Its nice to know what the cause of all the little townies and chavs. Especially if your parents are just as bad! I mean i know theres football hooligans etc and violence. But on your own door step is a little eye opener. You see as i follow f1 and the btcc its a different type of fan. You can mix ferrari, williams renault and mclaren fans all together and we wont kill each other. The last btcc meeting i went i was having a chat to some people about are favourite drivers mine being matt neal theres being yvan muller. Now these two are big rivals but as fans we joked said what we didnt like about each others driver etc. No violence needed. And if your gonna call any team a wanker call it your own team. Dont get threatening because you had your ass kicked. I dont like the fact that renault beat ferrari but well done to them. Ferrari get your fucking act together!
Oh can i point out that when i said i get high on life i was being cheesy. and i knicked it off this guy Jerry Jackson and if you want to blag your head watch all the cartoons his voice gets stuck in your head its great. Watch em youll see what i mean.
So computer is nearly dead. Well the moniter is going. and i did lick the tower. Too bad i was wearing steel toe caps at the time oh well
So heres a few facts i came up with today.
1) There was no space race, well there was but it wasnt really with the soviets. I wreckon america tried to get there first so they could stop the fucking mcdonalds they were building up there. They didnt think mass comercalism was a good sign to other worlds, well as long as you can hide it...
2) Darwins theory of evolution is bullshit lets look at it
monkey-man-mcdonalds
were going backwards people.
3) Ronald Mcdonald tried it on with yo mother. Fact.
4) A tomato is neither a ver or fruit. Its a fucking life saver.
5) im on holiday in 2 days time
6)There is no fact 6.
So as i live about 30 seconds from port vale id like to say this.
GROW THE FUCK UP.
you see saturday they played at home, now i went the shop with a mate (who happens to be a port vale fan) and as we came out the shop there were police bikes at the top of the street and police cars and bikes heading up the road. Id thought there'd been a big smash or something. But no my friend informed me it was to protect the away fans. I thought this was a load of bull but no about 6-7 coaches pull out with away fans in and there were bikes escorting the outta the stadium! Now i thought this was madness. Well until i saw a grown man screaming like a phyco at the buses! "fucking wankers fuck off fuck you die dickheads" etc etc What added the cherry to this was he had 3of his kids with him about 7-9 years old. Holding on to him also screaming for the away fans to go fuck themselves. Its nice to know what the cause of all the little townies and chavs. Especially if your parents are just as bad! I mean i know theres football hooligans etc and violence. But on your own door step is a little eye opener. You see as i follow f1 and the btcc its a different type of fan. You can mix ferrari, williams renault and mclaren fans all together and we wont kill each other. The last btcc meeting i went i was having a chat to some people about are favourite drivers mine being matt neal theres being yvan muller. Now these two are big rivals but as fans we joked said what we didnt like about each others driver etc. No violence needed. And if your gonna call any team a wanker call it your own team. Dont get threatening because you had your ass kicked. I dont like the fact that renault beat ferrari but well done to them. Ferrari get your fucking act together!
Oh can i point out that when i said i get high on life i was being cheesy. and i knicked it off this guy Jerry Jackson and if you want to blag your head watch all the cartoons his voice gets stuck in your head its great. Watch em youll see what i mean.
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goblintcat:
LOL! 
Nothing worse than bad Kuma!
Nothing worse than bad Kuma!
klair:
train? thats how i got there last year. there are coaches organised from certain places too