franksgirl

Not as lazy as the guy who waited two weeks to write back

look at me! it's an update!!

work is sweet. good people, great sushi, and i have work crush which is way naughty but makes it fun. so i wear my jeans a little tighter, it makes for good tips.

my daughter is huge. she has the longest legs, she's so beautiful. she's potty training. no one told me how struggling that is. it's like an intervention evry time. we all sit around and wait for the potty dance and the talk her thru it and then if she does it we have a big party. they should give every successful parent a big fucking reward check at the end of every milestone. dora underwear are a wonderful bribe.

i pin stripped my hair. but it didn't do much for my sex intake. i should get my oil changed maybe. my sex intake valve could be clogged. i just don't get it. i work out every day, i mean every day. so by this point i'm pretty solid. all day long at work i get eye fucked, i can't even go to the grocery store with out a hey baby. but in my own house? it's like a fucking desert in here. anybody got any pointers? anybody but pat? i mean i realy need to get it. like upside down, burn for hours, no sheets on the bed, what's in my mouth kinda fun.

i give up, i'm ganna be nun. a tattooed, mouth like a truck driver, horney ass nun.

halloween is coming. what's every body ganna be?


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