i gatta job. wooooohoooo!
here some material for pat: it's at a sushi bar. o.k. here come the fish jokes.
yes i know what fish smell like, and yes pat, i know that my VAGINA smells like fish and yes i know how ironic that is. are you good? can i move on? o.k.
so i'm a workin girl now. that means money and money...
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here some material for pat: it's at a sushi bar. o.k. here come the fish jokes.
yes i know what fish smell like, and yes pat, i know that my VAGINA smells like fish and yes i know how ironic that is. are you good? can i move on? o.k.
so i'm a workin girl now. that means money and money...
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i'm tryin sooo hard not to go crazzzzzzy. every day is the same and after a while you don't know what day it is.
hello, i'm a house wife and i'm outta my mind.
i need a job. something, anything. i do a yoga class every day now, i thought it'll help me with my stress. nope. just made me realy horny. realy. which isn't...
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hello, i'm a house wife and i'm outta my mind.
i need a job. something, anything. i do a yoga class every day now, i thought it'll help me with my stress. nope. just made me realy horny. realy. which isn't...
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loslope:
Take a fighting form, specifically one that will let you spar/fight right away. Kajukenbo Kung Fu is cool, and you get to hit people and stuff...a lot. You also get hit, which will piss you off, thus negating the whole labido thing. Can't get too horny while getting your ass kicked. 
wingnut80:
stop whining.
i'm glad you guys came out this weekend.
i'm glad you guys came out this weekend.
i i took my daughter to the museum today. there's a big sesame st. and mr. rogers neighborhood, hurricane throw up of an interactive exibit. i mean over drive. you walk in to the kids area *(which is jiegeundice) and your brain spantaniously combusts. like a cernal of popcorn. unless your a cahole's summmer days sale kinda mom, in which case you're numb from the...
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loslope:
Goddamn, Wingnut80...I was going to say that. Maybe I should dress more like MY mother. Yeah...kinda retro. 
wingnut80:
My tattoos may suck, but at least they aren't as bad as yours. See you in a week and a half assface.
so the shower was yesterday..... you'd think this girl was ganna give birth to the presadent's baby! i went in early to help set up. she had it in the building were my dad works,(he's a bit fat chef, and incharge of the kitchen stuff for this big ol' restaurant here) in one of the banquet halls. ohhh lala. he had a whole buffet set...
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wingnut80:
you're my favorite white trash. now get back to work making me some bathtub meth!
user304975207:
ew, why would you miss THAT guy?
And there aint nothin wrong with bein white trash!
And there aint nothin wrong with bein white trash!
i went baby shower shopping today. now i realy want another baby. i want to wait 2 years, he wants three. i think we should go 2 and 1/2 and he can buy me a dog in between to buy more time.
this seems realy balanced. first i think i don't get this whole relationship thing then i want another dylan jr. 2 nose pickers...
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this seems realy balanced. first i think i don't get this whole relationship thing then i want another dylan jr. 2 nose pickers...
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wingnut80:
Oh I'm not invited up? Fine. Just for that, I am not going to tell you where I have been flicking my boogers.
loslope:
Kids are great (I have two), but pregnancy is better 
Oh oh...I let my inner pig out, sorry
Oh oh...I let my inner pig out, sorry my daughter watches too much sponge bob (bob bob in my house) which should worry me but how bad could it realy affect her brain. and if anyone else has kids i'm sure they know how wonderful a moment to think is.
i keep having this reacurring dream and it's starting to take its toll on me. i think it may drive me crazy if...
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i keep having this reacurring dream and it's starting to take its toll on me. i think it may drive me crazy if...
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wingnut80:
Well if it helps Mary, I love both you and Dylan and I'm not going to leave you guys. Ever! Mwuahahahahaha!
loslope:
I love to talk to my little angel, so I feel for you. Just start up the dialogue (and sorry, but Sealab 2021, and Aquateen Hunger Force are like heroin) and make it happen.
PS
Only because I'm anal retentive, and I LOVE it with most of my heart...Guinness has two N's in it
PS
Only because I'm anal retentive, and I LOVE it with most of my heart...Guinness has two N's in it
i had a good day today!! yeah!!
it's stiill hot hot hot here.
my sister's baby shower is sunday. it sounds terrrible to say but she is the type of person who doesn't appreciate anything. you give a little and she wonders why you didn't give a lot. so here comes this party in her honor and at the end of it she'll bitch about...
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it's stiill hot hot hot here.
my sister's baby shower is sunday. it sounds terrrible to say but she is the type of person who doesn't appreciate anything. you give a little and she wonders why you didn't give a lot. so here comes this party in her honor and at the end of it she'll bitch about...
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user304975207:
I wish I could start my day with getting laid. Id be the happiest girl on the planet. Really.
loslope:
Hey wait...that's how I started my day too. Hooray.
taking my daughter "fwimmin" today. it's soo hot.
my younger sister is 9 mos preggers right now, she's about to pop. i can't imagine how this heat feels to her. i want to have my next baby thru the summer, or rather be pregnant thru the summer. walk around in a bathing suit with an enormous protruding belly. that's a thing of beauty.!.
you know...
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my younger sister is 9 mos preggers right now, she's about to pop. i can't imagine how this heat feels to her. i want to have my next baby thru the summer, or rather be pregnant thru the summer. walk around in a bathing suit with an enormous protruding belly. that's a thing of beauty.!.
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arottenkitten:
hi ya' pincurl, welcome to sg-land.
franksgirl:
hello peoples!!
new and exciting peoples!
new and exciting peoples!
it's so hot here. even my garden is sweating......
i baked cakes today. mmmmmm
i never know what to say in these things. i'm not very interesting, i don't even care what i think. looking at beautiful women is more fun anyway.
i baked cakes today. mmmmmm
i never know what to say in these things. i'm not very interesting, i don't even care what i think. looking at beautiful women is more fun anyway.
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franksgirl:
pat's ganna get it.
and i'm ganna hire a fat one legged midget with a ambishion in hot dog kink to give it to him.
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and i'm ganna hire a fat one legged midget with a ambishion in hot dog kink to give it to him.
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the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout...
wingnut80:
About fucking time you updated this shit!
Glad you had fun.
Now why can't I have a goddamned heated pool?
PS
Our daughter just hit me with an oversized lightsaber and asked why it was so big. What do I say to that? So you can cause me more pain?
[Edited on Sep 08, 2005 7:52PM]