The next Christmas card I send, it's going to say this.
Some day I'm going to stab everyone, but I'll stab you last.
Love,
Frank.
Isn't that sweet?
Hey. I thought of another thing that I hate about Alcohol. It makes people really really boring. Not all people, and not all the time, but sitting around a room drinking with people who are not exceptionally intelligent is about as much fun as contemplating the nature of a stone or doing handwriting homework.
Some day I'm going to stab everyone, but I'll stab you last.
Love,
Frank.
Isn't that sweet?
Hey. I thought of another thing that I hate about Alcohol. It makes people really really boring. Not all people, and not all the time, but sitting around a room drinking with people who are not exceptionally intelligent is about as much fun as contemplating the nature of a stone or doing handwriting homework.
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meta:
have lunch with me sometime. or dinner, or coffee, or heroin, or a walk around the block. it would be nice to see you.
sapphire777:
will you please say that to me sometime when i'm sad.