In Sid Meier's Pirates, if you get each of your crewman's share of loot up over three thousand then they will never become unhappy, never mutiny, and you can effectively sail forever without being forced to retire. I am an immortal ghost pirate, at least in the pocket reality of a videogame.
In other news, I'm not getting laid, I'm not really meeting too many girls I'm interested, School is a drag, work is a drag, life in general is a drag, but Monday is Talk Like A Pirate Day, and that is not a drag.
In other news, I'm not getting laid, I'm not really meeting too many girls I'm interested, School is a drag, work is a drag, life in general is a drag, but Monday is Talk Like A Pirate Day, and that is not a drag.