frankmask

I've decided on my gig for Renn Faire this year. This is going down Sept. 17th.

I'm going to make ten collars and about a dozen manacles, then arrange them on two lengths of chain, then rivet the chain to either a belt of a bracer. I'm going to get an auctioneer, and a couple of starter slaves, then I'm going to wander around the faire attempting to by peoples wives, husbands, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, friends, and whathave you. Every time I fill up both chains I'll present the lot of them to the King. or the Queen, or the Tortuga Twins. Or maybe the picklevendors. It'll be great. You should all come along and be slaves for hire.

I'll need someone to be an auctioneer and help me handle negotiations for acquiring, trading, etc. of slaves/harem girls/boys/concubines or whatever. The person needs to be able to talk fast, flirt convincingly, and be funny and disarming.

Hell, maybe I could do an actual auction at somepoint and give the proceeds to charity. probably too much work, though. I think I'll just stick to being witty and funny and overusing the 'How much for your women, I want to buy your daughters' line from Blues Brothers.

I love drum jam and similar activities. I just love dancing, especially when all you've really got to go on is a rythym and no one expects any particular action of you. I just love it. I want to find a drumming/dancing group that meets year round so I can have a place to dance during the winter. I'm also thinking about taking up chanting, because I can't sing very well but I love singing. I bought a drum today because I'm horrible at music but I love trying to make it.


My next big budget porno will be called 'Wangtasmagoria'. It will be haunting.