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Anchorage, Alaska

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Saturday Aug 27, 2005

Aug 27, 2005
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I tell you we maintain strict confidentialitity! Not one measured iota of your personal information will leave our keeping once it has been so entrusted to us for the keeping and the holding and likewise! Our grip is very firm! We are limp neither of wrist nor vigilance! Indeed, the kung fu grip of the old firm is mightier than a thousand hong kong knock offs because it is made with genuine manchester kung fu!

Accept no limitations! All rivals should be redirected to bedding and animal services post haste! the intuitive solution is rarely the sensible alternative to the plan already in action!

I propose that forthwith we enter into a state of solemn repose to be interupted only by high heeled hellions clad in precious little else but high velocity rubber band trajectories! The proportionate increase of relative excitement could result in a polyspontaenious non-causal meltdown of the central and tertiary lizard brain molecules! Lacking that must indubitably inferential apparatus we will surely be doomed to an existence lacking in neither sex no beer nuts, which when combined with carbon nanotubes and sex lube will result in the greatest rock show known to man, duck, or biscuspid! Indeed, inscissors are eminent critics of rock and are well schooled in all farms thereof, including pig, duck, and razor farms, which produce only the highest quality of scalpels and scalpel like objects, including scalpels shaped like shoes!

If any of that made any sense then you need to go and see a psychologist immediately, because you are bloody well crazy in the head. Also, I would appreciate naked dancing girls in the future. If naked dancing girls cannot be provided I will be prepared to accept lingerie glad women performing a jig.

Thank you.
meta:
I was going to say this made more sense than anything else I've read over the last 24 hours, but I'm really not too keen on seeing a psychologist. I can, however, provide dancing naked girls within the hour.

Aug 28, 2005
parks:
I had a guy once tell me to do a naked jig

I declined
Aug 28, 2005

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