frankmask

For the record, and solely for the record, if you ever suspect me of murder find the nearest swamp, bayou, or peat bog. Dig around until you find a layer of quick lime six foot by three foot and one foot deep. You won't find a body, but your suspicions will be confirmed.

With that cheerful thought firmly in mind PRock and I are apparently going to make robot snuff in the tradition of late robo-snuff director EV-9D9, whose work can be briefly seen in the film 'Star Wars:ROTJ'.

I know all you sick puppies want to see the astromech beg for mercy. }: )>

I've already got some ideas for how you'd do this. Start with a robot that looks like an androgynous human and start taking apart, bit by bit, til nothing is left by a chrome endoskeleton, then slag the skeleton.

Have a plasma cutter disassemble an android, starting at the extremeties and working it's way into the chest and finally the head. The robot would be suspended by one grapple from the head, and pieces would simply fall away to the floor with a racket. The plamsa cutter would be on a precisely articulated arm and highly choreographed. The camera angle would be constant.


Frank! This is a note to you in the future from you in the past! You need to steal a bunch of cardboard boxes and duct tape the haul them out to campus. Then you need to make a big fortress out of them, on campus. Then you need to hide in it and use it to demostrate your ability to provide suitable shelter to the local wimmenfolk (NOTE: wimmenfolk is a technical term and should not be utilized outside of official interoffice correspondence, or ever.)