I need a massage. Badly. And I woulnd't turn down sex, either.
Actually, I probably would turn down sex from all but a tiny fraction of the world's population.
I'ma go make me some chain maille now, and have ice cream for dinner.
The whole damned first floor of my house is crawling with ants. I started to notice them about three days ago, but I had no idea how smegging many of them there are. I don't spend much time on the first floor, so I guess I just missed the build up.
They're all down their because one of my house mates is a thrice damned slob and leaves dirty dishes and food and God knows what else all over the place. I'm heading back down in a second to do battle with a mop and a can of raid. When I'm done killing every living thing on the first floor that is no me I'll come back and tell you how it all went.
It's things like this that lead me to state that I need a backrub and a blowjob. I'm just not getting paid enough to deal with this shit.
Not feeling very stable right now. Angry about the ants. Not really sure what to do with myself. Not feeling very rational. I think I'm just going to sit on the floor and weave chain maille.
Actually, I probably would turn down sex from all but a tiny fraction of the world's population.
I'ma go make me some chain maille now, and have ice cream for dinner.
The whole damned first floor of my house is crawling with ants. I started to notice them about three days ago, but I had no idea how smegging many of them there are. I don't spend much time on the first floor, so I guess I just missed the build up.
They're all down their because one of my house mates is a thrice damned slob and leaves dirty dishes and food and God knows what else all over the place. I'm heading back down in a second to do battle with a mop and a can of raid. When I'm done killing every living thing on the first floor that is no me I'll come back and tell you how it all went.
It's things like this that lead me to state that I need a backrub and a blowjob. I'm just not getting paid enough to deal with this shit.
Not feeling very stable right now. Angry about the ants. Not really sure what to do with myself. Not feeling very rational. I think I'm just going to sit on the floor and weave chain maille.
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As you say in your journal, your existence is meaningless. Perhaps the group could supply you with a position of responsibility in order to alleviate your dearth of worth. In the future, we might also be able to supply back massages, ant killer, and blow-jobs simultaneously.
Please, weigh your options carefully. I admire you general angst.
-The lariat of the pro-t