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frankmask

Anchorage, Alaska

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Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

Jul 20, 2005
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Things need to get done, but I'm not sure just what it is that needs be done.

*sigh*

I need a staff. Preferably robots or gremlins, must be able to take handwritten dictation, type 80 words per minute, handle calls and schedule appointments, and sort and organize forms, papers, and correspondence.

I also have positions for maintanence and janitorial staffers, security, and teamsters.

I can pay you in left socks, shiny objects, hopes, dreams, and laughter.

I know it's not quite union, but we've got a great work environment and there is plenty of nesting space in the walls if you're willing to work around some wiring.

And if you know someone who builds secretarial robots, I will foster your children.

Love,

Frank.

P.S. Also taking applications for stable friendship based on communication, sex, and a mutual desire for a supportive person of the opposite sex who can be counted on for advice, soup, and companionship.

P.P.S. I'm not getting paid nearly enough for the job that no one hired me to do.

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