frankmask

This whole fucking life thing, you know? I just can't get the hang of it.

It's like trying to ride a skate board covered in baby oil down the top of an infinitely long sewer pipe that has been coated in liquid teflon, and below you are thousands of very angry cannibal monkeys and fire.

That is just like what life is like. Cannibal monkeys and fire.

I have discovered how to cast the spell 'Circle of Protection: All things that crawl and creep'. The material component is a bigass can of Raid. The spoken component is cackling maniacally.

Zombie Attack

I want to do this. Somewhere in the Cities. I think it would be fun.