Some days I just want to hide under the bed. The world seems so big and frightening. It's full of things that beggar explanation or understanding. Sometimes I just feel so small.
That's why I'm building a Killer Robot. Using the plans I received by mailorder from MingCorp. Inc. I've begun construction on HeKtor 9-1, the deadliest humanoid ordinance delivery vehicle known to man. When HeKtor 9-1 is complete I will be able to reenter the world as a new man. My social awkwardness will disapear with the knowledge that I can fix any social faux pas by ordering all witnesses incinerated by robotic thermo-emitter. If I'm stuck at a wedding, funeral, or rock concert and I start to feel agoraphobia coming on, I can order HeKtor 9-1 to 'thin out' the crowd a bit, until I feel comfortable. And thanks to the new MingCorp. Inc. patented 103% efficient disinegration ray nothing will be left of my problems, not even that thin, greasy smell often associated with budget disintegrators.
Thanks, MingCorp. Inc., For helping me start a new life!
That's why I'm building a Killer Robot. Using the plans I received by mailorder from MingCorp. Inc. I've begun construction on HeKtor 9-1, the deadliest humanoid ordinance delivery vehicle known to man. When HeKtor 9-1 is complete I will be able to reenter the world as a new man. My social awkwardness will disapear with the knowledge that I can fix any social faux pas by ordering all witnesses incinerated by robotic thermo-emitter. If I'm stuck at a wedding, funeral, or rock concert and I start to feel agoraphobia coming on, I can order HeKtor 9-1 to 'thin out' the crowd a bit, until I feel comfortable. And thanks to the new MingCorp. Inc. patented 103% efficient disinegration ray nothing will be left of my problems, not even that thin, greasy smell often associated with budget disintegrators.
Thanks, MingCorp. Inc., For helping me start a new life!