I'm going down the coast in search of treasure. The hell with society. I know my surcoat and headscarf ensemble is awesome, and if society thinks I look like a loon or a pirate or something they can go suck a macacque, because I don't care. I am weird, and heavily armed, so no one can fuck with me. Oh Yeah!
meta:
I hope you find the tusk of a long-drowned circus elephant.