I'm declaring "National the Government is made of Stupid and couldn't protect you for an ornery skunk, so wear armor everywhere day". NGMSCPOSSWAED Day will be celebrated on the first Friday of May. You should wear bike helmets, dust masks, knee protectors, and maybe tape a couple of pillows to your chest, incase you fall down the stairs onto some tacks or something. You should also wear a a lot of orange, so everyone can see you clearly and tell that you're not a terrorist.
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