I got employed. I am a busser. I have been elbow deep in other peoples food for the last three hours. My head kind of hurts. I'm on break. In half an hour I go back to the elbow deep thing again until nine. So far the job seems Okay. I'm not sure how I feel about having effectively zero responsibility, but whatever. Better things will come, but for now the money is good and the hours are flexible.
meta:
fabulous. jobs are wonderful. oh wait, no, wait, no, they are exactly what's wrong with this country. enjoy!